So ABC announced the cast for their upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars All Star Edition, and not surprisingly there really aren’t any ‘stars’ to be found. I mean, no offense to Kirstie Alley – who is about the only on that show that I would watch, but when you add Bristol Palin to any cast anywhere ever, I’m pretty sure you’ve hit rock bottom. Because what we all need is another glorified teen mom on another reality show.
According to Entertainment Weekly, the official cast is;
Pamela Anderson (season 10, withdrew after fourth round)
Emmitt Smith (season 3, winner)
Kelly Monaco (season 1, winner)
Shawn Johnson (season 8, champion)
Melissa Rycroft (season 8, third place)
Joey Fatone (season 4, second place)
Drew Lachey (season 2, winner)
Bristol Palin (season 11, third place)
Kirstie Alley (season 12, second place)
Helio Castroneves (season 5, winner)
Gilles Marini (season 8, second place)
Apolo Ohno (season four, champion)
Seriously? Because I don’t watch this show with any regularity I’m not the best person to ask, but none of these people would make me want to tune in. Give me some Kate Gosselin bitching out her partner or some Joey McIntyre getting all New Kid or even some Trista Sutter crying over her inappopriate dance moves with her partner (remember that?!) but this cast? No thanks. Thoughts?