Jan
31

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Dear Jennifer Lopez – Knock It Off!

Enough already JLo. You’ve already done the whole ‘I’m gonna date/marry a backup dancer’ thing and we all know how that turned out (Cris Judd who?) so enough already.

When I heard that Jennifer Lopez had hooked up with one of her backup dancers about 10 minutes after announcing her split from Marc Anthony and that this dancer was only 24 I was all ‘good for you’ but now I just want her to knock it off. Seriously.

Here are some pictures of Jen leaving Cipriani last night with her new boytoy, Casper Smart, who is suddenly a lot better dressed than before but is still around and looking very smug that he is. Look at their body language – look at how she’s letting him go in front of her, and she’s trailing behind him like she’s following him.  Jennifer Lopez is letting a 24 year old tattoo covered back up dancer who’s as short as I am to lead her out of a restaurant.  No Jennifer, knock this sh*t off.

Clearly Jen has terrible taste in men – as evidenced by her past relationships (save for Ben Affleck who has never been a hot as he was when he was a part of the original Bennifer) but this is going too far.  How long before she and this Casper dude are married? I give it 6 months.  Why does she always need to be in a relationship?  Why are successful women so clingy like this?  Knock it off, Jennifer Lopez.

Photos by Claudiorodriguez/FameFlynet Pictures

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