Because that’s totally what she looks like, no? Jessica Simpson, who gave birth to daughter Maxwell just a few months ago, tweeted out the above picture the other day with the caption ‘Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???’.
Um, first of all, I have no clue why Jessica Simpson wants to tweet out a picture of herself looking like a real life blow up doll while out walking with her daughter. I could care less about the fact that her boobs are basically falling out of her shirt but it’s the ‘O’ face that goes with it that’s kind of confusing to me. Because now that’s she’s a mom she wants to make sure we still look at her as a sex object? Is this what she’s going for? I much prefer Jennifer Garner.
What I really think is happening is that she’s trying to deflect from her weight by posting pictures of her boobs. We all know that Jess has signed a deal with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight and we all know that she has a lot of baby weight to lose. Not judging at all but I’ve had 4 kids and I gained a lot of weight with them and I know how hard it is to lose that weight without the pressure of a $4 million contract. Lately there’s been a few random pics of Jessica leaving the gym and while she looks fabulous we all know she’s no where near where she wants to be. I have a feeling that in addition to her lucrative WW deal Jess has already negotiated the big contract to reveal her ‘post baby body’ on the cover of some weekly magazine (probably PEOPLE). Meaning there’s a whole lot of pressure for Jess to get skinny, fast. So maybe if she posts some pics of her gigantic boobs while making a sexually suggestive face that we might forget about trying to get pics of her going to the gym. That’s my theory, anyway.
Photo courtesy of Jessica Simpson Twitter