Tag Archive: jake gyllenhaal

Sep
17

Dear Jake Gyllenhaal, We Are Never Ever Ever Going To Like The Beard

See what I did there? Because rumour has it that Taylor Swift’s super catchy new song, We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together was written about Jake Gyllenhaal.  I’m witty like that. We’ve talked already about the facial hair …

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Aug
28

Oh No Jake Gyllenhaal, Oh No

Jake Gyllenhaal was on Letterman last night and he showed up looking like a homeless man in an expensive suit.  Good God that beard is terrible.  He’s set to star on Broadway in a play I can’t find the  name …

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Feb
09

Daily Hotness With Jake Gyllenhaal

Well hello there, blue eyes.  You know sometimes I find Jake Gyllenhaal just ok and other times I could imagine myself cheating on my husband if given the opportunity.  Today is one of those ‘cheating’ times. Super yummy Jake attended …

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