I’m not sure where to start with this picture, so let’s start with the lack of belt situation that’s happening. I’m not sure what belts did to piss off the Jonas Brothers but clearly they’re not fans because in addition to looking like they’re getting ready to appear on The Donnie and Marie Show (Joe is a little bit country, Kevin a little bit rock and roll) they’ve all decided to forgo belts. I am not a fan of this decision. Belts are your friend, and they ensure that you don’t get that unfortunate pant action happening where your pants dip below your stomach making you look like you have a belly even when you don’t. I’m talking to you Joe Jonas. Joe already has pant issues and the lack of belt is definitely not helping him out here at all.
Now let’s talk about the colours here Nick Jonas. You used to be my favourite Joe Bro, but I think we all know where I stand on the colour brown when it comes to men and their clothing choices. This is a hard line for me and I’m afraid we might not be able to get past this Nick. And is that a crease down the front of his pants?! Am I too old here? It’s very much possible I’m just too old to not be grasping what they’re trying to pull off here, but I really believe they’re not pulling off what they’re trying to pull off here.
I can’t even talk about Kevin because, well, it’s Kevin. I don’t even care if he has his own reality show now with his Hailey Duff lookalike wife Danielle. I mean Kevin looks the best here – and when has that ever happened?! I hate them for making me think Kevin looks the best!
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